Friday, June 17, 2011

#FF: Curated Favourites: June 2011, Part 1

In the first half of June: winter hit South Africa (and the UK couldn't get rid of it), Londoners amused themselves with #londonliesfortourists, the Rapture and the Microsoft acquisition of Skype continued to generate witticisms, and half the world got to watch a central lunar eclipse.


Just finished recording new song called Tricks and it sounds cool!! As soon as I put some Celine Dion pan flute on there it'll be perfect.Tue May 31 22:36:46 +0000 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply




It is very cold. I am warming my bed with a laptop charger. Surprisingly effective. I have a fever. Doctor Who keeps telling me I'm not realTue May 31 22:50:19 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another.Fri Jun 03 04:58:55 +0000 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply







Doctor Death has died. Asked for his reaction, Doctor Doom said "It was bound to happen." Dr No refused to comment.Fri Jun 03 15:38:15 +0000 2011 via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply




By the time Palin’s campaign is over Paul Revere will be firing AK-47s and setting bear traps.Fri Jun 03 22:32:26 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




The Ryan Air experience is much like the hooker one. Budget and overrated. Then you're landed with a large bill...and possibly a disease.Sat Jun 04 10:34:18 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




“WebMD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer” – @kellyoxford http://owl.li/5at83 via @twaggiesSun Jun 05 18:13:19 +0000 2011 via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply




@wilw In golf, which is better, a -1 magic driver or a +1 magic driver? (This tweet is at ±3 to blow your mind.)Sun Jun 05 22:05:29 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone.Mon Jun 06 03:01:26 +0000 2011 via Twitter for iPad Favorite Retweet Reply




War: The recruit sat in a circle of candles. The others got scared. "Satanist!" said the major. "No Sir! Scared of spiders, sir!"Mon Jun 06 07:08:00 +0000 2011 via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply




Leaked Apple memo suggests that Steve Jobs’ keynote will conclude with the Rapture.Mon Jun 06 13:22:29 +0000 2011 via Tweetbot for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply




Skype down...maybe they're updating it to Skype Plus Home Users Basic Advanced Edition, Service Pack 4Tue Jun 07 11:12:34 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




95% of what's perceived to be sunlight actually comes from Boris Johnson's hair. #londonliesfortouristsTue Jun 07 18:31:30 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




#londonliesfortourists running head first into the wall between platforms 9 & 10 will get you to HogwartsTue Jun 07 19:06:54 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




People residing in South London have to pay a special 'aesthetic' tax as they enjoy a lovely view of North London #londonliesfortouristsWed Jun 08 08:55:10 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply








#londonliesfortourists The so-called Gherkin was originally going to be inside a 3 million sq. m glass arcology project called The Jar.Wed Jun 08 09:04:52 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




#londonliesfortourists on the 3rd Friday of the month, every month you can see the Queen walking her Corgies in Hyde Park at 10am.Wed Jun 08 09:05:43 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




INSTALLING SUMMER.. ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Season not found.Thu Jun 09 19:07:11 +0000 2011 via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply




Mum just tried to give me 'The talk' before writing the chapter. Hello mum I'm 19, I do actually know what 'bukkake' is.Tue Jun 14 13:27:49 +0000 2011 via web Favorite Retweet Reply




I think Eskom is switching the moon off now for load shedding. #EclipseWed Jun 15 18:40:17 +0000 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply




The Green Lantern is susceptible to yellow. It used to be wood.
So a yellow boat.
You could defeat the Green Lantern with a big yellow boat.Wed Jun 15 21:43:42 +0000 2011 via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet Reply




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