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Thursday, July 17, 2008

A Senryu In Protest Of Vicious Snack Food*

The shard of popcorn
sliced my tongue; I bled to death.
It was very sad.

*(of sorts)

Labels: Bad Poetry

6 Comments:

kyknoord said...: Poetry from Beyond: next on Oprah.
P.S. where do I send the flowers?; Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:25:00 PM
Mandy J Watson said...: LOL.

You can send them to the makers of the world's tiniest violins if you like.; Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:38:00 PM
Tracey said...: So this is a posthumous ..er... post?

It answers one question I [wasn't aware I] had: "Is there internet in the Afterlife?"; Monday, July 21, 2008 4:18:00 PM
Mandy J Watson said...: There is. It's very ethereal. But the speeds are amazing!; Tuesday, July 22, 2008 4:50:00 PM
Stefanie said...: Hello there,
thought I'd visit your blog and comment so you'd know I was here, or there depending on the number of glasses of wine you'd had of course.; Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:20:00 PM
Mandy J Watson said...: Ok.; Friday, July 25, 2008 3:38:00 PM

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