Twitter being what it is, much of this just vanishes into the stream history, so I'm going to start posting a curated selection on my blog twice a month, if I have enough, to give them a bit more permanence.
To begin, here's my selection from the first half of May.
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Walked past the bar on my way to bed. I think the Eurotechno I heard was going ööntz ööntz ööntz, instead of the usual oontz oontz oontz.
Prediction: Gitmo stays open, Patriot Act still strong, Whistleblowers still punished, more carnage and waste in Iraq, Afghanistan.
Wishful thinkin rt @WouterLombard: Bin Laden dead! Does this mean i can travel with my creams, liquids & eau de toilette in my handluggage?!
Speculative: To end racism, we found new ways to define ourselves. But a new power elite rose. Fucking Sagittarians.
My mother called to tell me she knew a girl that would date me, then we laughed SO uncontrollably hard that I had to remove my C-3PO mask.
@mandyjwatson Why Mandy? Why?
Celebs, politicians & fat cats get idolized. This must change RT @kenyanpundit: What can we do to nurture the creative class in Africa?
I don't care if it makes my screenplay confusing, it is vital to my vision that the lead character be called INT. DAY. ESTABLISHING SHOT.
Announcement: "Skype to be renamed Microsoft Windows Live Hotmail MSN Video Chat Bing"
I turned my iPhone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever
CITING MODESTY CONCERNS, HIPSTER WEBSITE REMOVES “SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE” MALE IMAGES FROM SIT ROOM PHOTO http://is.gd/tk5X6Q
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Suave Young Gentleman From Milan™.
Reading O: The Oprah Magazine and with features like "The O List" & "The O Food" you'd think the beauty section would be called "The O Face"
"I'm at my unhappiest when I'm not writing, but I hate writing." To paraphrase @laurenbeukes
*Oprah voice* You get a retweet! You get a retweet! You get a retweet! Everybody gets a retweeeeeeeeet!
Unfortunate how the lampposts above Pres Zuma's poster look like giant shower heads